"And, then, I start to think about reading the comments
Although that’s opposite what I advise my friends
So I first read this comment by user Darksoulsbabe
She says “I wanna play this.” Sounds like she will play it. (oooh!)
And Icolover12 says “Hyper Light Driver rules.” And I’m thinking “man, my job is pretty freaking cool.”
Wait, wait, wait. Scrolling down, here’s one written by Groundpound. (ooh!)
He says “Is this it?! This game is total shit! We don’t need another sword game. Samurai Gunn is better anyway.”
Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Now I’m gonna comment.
Now I’m in this dark place, and I’m feeling in a panic. Why can’t Kotaku readers appreciate my core mechanics?”
i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them
my ride is finally here
I GOTTA GO MY RIDE IS HERE.
You take this one, I’m waiting for the red line.
how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open
mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you
me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober
When bae mad but u wanna getchur bone on
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